Friday, May 23, 2008

1.
"I don't want to fly"
"What?"
"I said I don't want to fly."
"And why is that?"
"I can't knit properly on planes.
I end up elbowing people, it's rude."
"It's rather difficult to drive to Asia, ma'am."
"Don't call me that, and I know. Couldn't we take a boat
or something?"
"Perhaps, but it would probably be much easier to fly."
"Oh, I suppose I'll fly, but I won't like it."
"I'm sorry, ma'am."
"Don't call me that."
"Yes, ma'am."

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