Thursday, January 28, 2016

Found things

"I was being put under for a wisdom tooth extraction a few years back, and it was the first time i've ever had anesthesia. They used injection method rather than gas, so they told me to watch the fluids going in so i could gauge when i'd feel sleepy. I had this idea that i would say something like "oh no, doc, i've lost my eyesight" or something else preposterous. Before i could collect my thoughts i just immediately blurted "well shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit" (my voice progressively getting lower) and passed out."

When I heard you say
"you are a father the moment you enter me"

I thought I'd be clever:

"well
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"

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